Have a chat. Or whatever.

They better, otherwise I'll write a formal, argumentative essay about how awesome you are, and my sophisticated wordage will leave them with no choice but to realize it. ^)

Irrelevant but worth noting that this is what happens when I try to pull up the shade.

Actually me writing an essay will probably make it worse so I won't do that.

Thanks for your confidence!

Same thing happened to my brother's. We ended up just leaving him without one, if we got a new one he would've just broken that one, too.

That's what I'm here for!   

Yeah starting to think I should do that too, this is like the fourth time it's happened now.

Yeah pretty much.

#curtains

I'm otherwise useless.

Not exactly useful for warding off strange people in the night, though.

WHY AM I DISCUSSING THE USEFULNESS OF CURTAINS WITH YOU I really need a life.

How would you defend yourself with a blind? Hit them with it? Close the curtains, woman!
Too late for a life.

You could choke someone with curtains.

Buy me one for Christmas. Preferably a purple one, if they have them in stock. I know they'll be in high demand this year.

Exactly! Or smother them.

With so many fandoms ruining first lives and all.

Or gouge their eyeballs out. Ew okay.

I didn't need a fandom to ruin my life, I just didn't have one to begin with.

We must stop this.

Born without a life?

Agreed.

Yes. I was destined to be antisocial. I'm soulless and I'm not even a ginger.

I'm supposed to be cleaning the bathroom rn, haha, whoops.

Cruel to gingers.

#yolo

The ginger I know really doesn't, though. He "likes drugs", as he puts it.

not doing my chores cuz yolo lul im such a badaz

Yesterday night, every time I thought something, I'd think it in an English accent.   

But you can't do one.

I WANT THIS IF I GET GOOD GRADES OMFG

I can do a bad one.

Haha, that's awesome XD

Not even that.

I LOVE IT

Fine. Your Adelaide accent is a pretty spot-on impression of an annoying New Joisey/Yawker though.

Still love the 'Accio Boyfriend' one though

*bows* I practiced

But it's not from the UK so it'd take too long

I can tell.

The Accio BF one?

It's an art.

Yup.

NO BRET BAIER IT IS NOT JUST AFTER 5, IT IS AFTER 6 GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT YOU STUPID FACE

Sorry you had to see that.