Have a chat. Or whatever.

School trips this year are Germany, Italy, and Switzerland, I wanna cry. Although next year they may do England again!

Kill him.
Better than getting hit on by an overweight ginger the same age as your dad. Who happens to be your English teacher.

You're welcome.

But then that'd be murder.

Yeah, ew, that's gross. Pedoslime.

Yeah he was creepy. I really liked him but then when my friends had left and I was putting my laptop away he sat in front of me and went "My wife doesn't want any more kids, but I'd love a daughter. I'd want her to be just like you."

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW

And a load of stuff like that.
And I only just realised this, I gave him a short story I'd written for a contest he was running, and I went "It's a bit wet" as in it's a bit soppy, and he went "It's alright, I like things a bit wet" or something like that.

...........

Omfg he's disgusting.

I know :/

I just called you a poo to my friend

Kick him where it hurts.

I call my whole family poos.

fuk u lorun

u u do dis emly

uu do wot

y do u insalt me

You deserve to be in salt.

I hate salt

Are you a snail?

Yes

I knew it.

Secrets out

Explains the wide face.

Grrr

Love you, Lemonhead.

I am no lemon head

Rugby ball head.