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Lurking Toilet Monster Queen
Posts : 3185 Join date : 2014-08-13 Age : 25 Location : Emily's Toilet
| Subject: Re: Have a chat. Or whatever. Wed 03 Sep 2014, 20:08 | |
| You'll do fine!
Yeah my mom's just like "I gave birth to you now do it." | |
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DramaticFreak Admin
Posts : 5640 Join date : 2014-08-12 Age : 26 Location : Pigfarts
| Subject: Re: Have a chat. Or whatever. Thu 04 Sep 2014, 01:25 | |
| Dad's favourite is 'I changed your nappies now get up'.
Or he blackmails me with 'the picture'.
It was okay, only had one lesson. | |
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Lurking Toilet Monster Queen
Posts : 3185 Join date : 2014-08-13 Age : 25 Location : Emily's Toilet
| Subject: Re: Have a chat. Or whatever. Thu 04 Sep 2014, 04:23 | |
| Do I want to know what 'the picture' is?
Oooh nice. I had this grand scheme to text you my entire health class, turns out there's no service in there, so I was sad. | |
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DramaticFreak Admin
Posts : 5640 Join date : 2014-08-12 Age : 26 Location : Pigfarts
| Subject: Re: Have a chat. Or whatever. Thu 04 Sep 2014, 05:04 | |
| No.
I love that you have to have health classes. | |
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DramaticFreak Admin
Posts : 5640 Join date : 2014-08-12 Age : 26 Location : Pigfarts
| Subject: Re: Have a chat. Or whatever. Thu 04 Sep 2014, 05:10 | |
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Lurking Toilet Monster Queen
Posts : 3185 Join date : 2014-08-13 Age : 25 Location : Emily's Toilet
| Subject: Re: Have a chat. Or whatever. Thu 04 Sep 2014, 05:17 | |
| It was either that or PE, I'd risk 'dressing the banana' instead of having to run around with a bunch of crazy gym class heroes.
1 lul I win | |
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DramaticFreak Admin
Posts : 5640 Join date : 2014-08-12 Age : 26 Location : Pigfarts
| Subject: Re: Have a chat. Or whatever. Thu 04 Sep 2014, 05:27 | |
| You actually do the condom thing?!
It's a link bro. | |
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Lurking Toilet Monster Queen
Posts : 3185 Join date : 2014-08-13 Age : 25 Location : Emily's Toilet
| Subject: Re: Have a chat. Or whatever. Thu 04 Sep 2014, 05:29 | |
| According to my brother, yes, although not sure cos that's back when they had the bat-crazy health teacher, now we have some creepo jacked 28-year old. He makes me uncomfortable.
I know that -_-' | |
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DramaticFreak Admin
Posts : 5640 Join date : 2014-08-12 Age : 26 Location : Pigfarts
| Subject: Re: Have a chat. Or whatever. Thu 04 Sep 2014, 05:32 | |
| Is he like the guy from 10 Things I Hate About You?
Take the test. | |
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Lurking Toilet Monster Queen
Posts : 3185 Join date : 2014-08-13 Age : 25 Location : Emily's Toilet
| Subject: Re: Have a chat. Or whatever. Thu 04 Sep 2014, 05:36 | |
| No, he's much more unpleasant. All the girls have a crush on him, I don't see why, he enjoys openly talking about sex and girls to the boys. I accidentally touched his butt today while I was gesturing wildly to my friend, and his face was like: Fineeee... | |
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DramaticFreak Admin
Posts : 5640 Join date : 2014-08-12 Age : 26 Location : Pigfarts
| Subject: Re: Have a chat. Or whatever. Thu 04 Sep 2014, 05:38 | |
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Lurking Toilet Monster Queen
Posts : 3185 Join date : 2014-08-13 Age : 25 Location : Emily's Toilet
| Subject: Re: Have a chat. Or whatever. Thu 04 Sep 2014, 05:43 | |
| I knowwwww and one time last year I had his class first thing in the morning and I was the only one in there, and he was just lurking around me so I went to the bathroom because I felt so creeped out.
Sorry, just venting. | |
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Lurking Toilet Monster Queen
Posts : 3185 Join date : 2014-08-13 Age : 25 Location : Emily's Toilet
| Subject: Re: Have a chat. Or whatever. Thu 04 Sep 2014, 05:48 | |
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DramaticFreak Admin
Posts : 5640 Join date : 2014-08-12 Age : 26 Location : Pigfarts
| Subject: Re: Have a chat. Or whatever. Thu 04 Sep 2014, 05:50 | |
| Does it make it better or worse that he's young and conventionally handsome?
HAHA YOU'RE DUM But actually that's above average for your age so well done. | |
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Lurking Toilet Monster Queen
Posts : 3185 Join date : 2014-08-13 Age : 25 Location : Emily's Toilet
| Subject: Re: Have a chat. Or whatever. Thu 04 Sep 2014, 05:53 | |
| He's not even handsome! I mean he's buff but he's...ick. His hair's weird. And he has a flat butt. Also, he makes typo errors on his worksheets and doesn't bother to correct them. You'd cringe.
Well thanks! | |
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SpaceGirl Admin
Posts : 4291 Join date : 2014-08-12 Age : 25 Location : England
| Subject: Re: Have a chat. Or whatever. Thu 04 Sep 2014, 05:54 | |
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Lurking Toilet Monster Queen
Posts : 3185 Join date : 2014-08-13 Age : 25 Location : Emily's Toilet
| Subject: Re: Have a chat. Or whatever. Sun 07 Sep 2014, 06:49 | |
| We can only be together if I survive.
Scared straight rn, it's pitch BLACK | |
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