Have a chat. Or whatever.

Like not literally.

I got that, yeah

Doctor Who live-watch.

LINCOLN WAS ON BBC NEWS

Ooh cool, what for? It was funny cos in Latin we were learning about Roman Britain, and on the map were Lindum (Lincoln) and Eboracum (York).

Awkward if Lauren doesn't live in York.

I'm sort of in love with Robin Hood from Once Upon a Time. Smexeeeee

Bored so I looked my name up on Urban Dictionary, results:

a girl who is very emotinal, and has a tendancy to get raped by the same sex.

2. someone who is often very horny, and spazztastic.

Yeah that's me in a nutshell, watch out for my horn cos it's pointy.

I looked yours up too and apparently Lauren gives good head and Emily gives guys boners. While I just get raped.

Yeah she doesn't. Interviews about the result of the Scottish referendum!

Very you. Very me. Very not Lauren.

Whatever. Oh yeah, we were talking about that, I was surprised they voted no.

'You may call me the Supreme Head of the Clergy of England.' (or something to that effect, I forget)
'Too long, you have to shorten it!'
'Supreme head-'
'Supreme head? I'd love some.'

By the way, just so we're clear, it's not like I'm conscious of the fact that I just make people want to assault me.

I'm sniggering cos one of my writing prompts was 'If Dr. Seuss wrote 50 Shades of Grey'. THE THINGS I WROTE I ruined The Lorax.

Nah, we knew they wouldn't leave us.

ANNA WHY

"I meant no harm, I most truly did not, but it had to grow bigger so bigger it got."

Writing prompts?

I looked some up.

Oh.

Um.

Power complex again?

Yes.

I love how I don't even have a smidgen of power.

You do realize the top banner says 'Hogvorts'?

We're changing it you're gonna love it.

Okay.

It's so awesome.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE HEADER

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVEN'T GOT A LIFE?!

TRUUUU

Darren Potter.