Have a chat. Or whatever.

Eh

Discussing your daughter.

Oh

Going now, need to be up tomorrow xxxxxx

Night then xx

Also night xxx

Niiiight! Xx

The kisses got fewer and fewer.

I'll do more tonight, I promise bae.

Everything is blurry.

Maybe you need glasses.

Maybe you've got a pencil sharpener in your eye

It happens, bro.

No, I'd just woken up.

Ffs wrong page.

I think I'd know if I had a pencil sharpener in my eye.

Razor Eye Jackson knew.

Oh, okay

She hates Tuesdays.

I hate every day that ends in 'y '.

'm silently squeak-laughing because when I said 'ffs' I thought of the time when I asked you what that meant, and you told me it meant 'for feck's sake' except I didn't realize you put feck because of the filter. So basically until a while ago I was going around thinking that feck was an actual word.

It is in Ireland.

It would be

Presumably by now you've told the whole of America that the Queen texts me.

You're practically a celebrity. You asked for stardom, now you've got it. Pretty sure my friend thinks I'm crazy cos the next day she was still asking about it.

Aw you've only told one person? Dude it's such a cool fact!

You said yourself that the novelty's worn off XD

You suck.

But your friend's confused?